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8 Beatitudes of Single People 單身者的　［八福］（趣談）

8 Beatitudes of Single People 單身者的　［八福］（趣談）

1. Blessed are the single people, for theirs alone is their income.

單身的人有福了，　因為他們的收入只屬他們自己！

2. Blessed are those who are detached, they can go where they please, when they please.

單身的人有福了，　因為他們可以隨意往來。

3. Blessed are the non-couples, they shall inherit no one else’s problems but their own.

單身的人有福了，　因為除了自己的問題之外，　他們不須承受任何人的問題

4. Blessed are the uncommitted, they have no phone calls to wait for.

單身的人有福了，　因為他們不需要等待任何來電

5. Blessed are those who do not thirst for companionship, they do not have to share the remote.

單身的人有福了，　因為他們不需要與另一個人搶電視遙控器

6. Blessed are the purely unattached, for they will see what they want in a shop and go buy it without any thought as to whether their mate will approve of the purchase. In other words, they can indulge without guilt…

單身的人有福了，　因為他們可以在商場上任意買自己喜歡的東西而不用顧慮另一個人的意見。

7. Blessed are those who are persecuted when Valentine’s Day rolls in, they do not need some stupid special day declared to remind them that they are happy in their present state.

單身的人有福了，因為他們不需要任何特別的日子（如情人節）來提醒他們其實他們已是天天快樂的日子。

8. Blessed are you when couples walk by arm in arm on a rainy day, you are not getting wet, they are.

單身的人有福了，因為下雨天一對情侶走過去，你不會被淋濕。但他們至少會有一個人會被雨淋濕！